Thursday, December 16, 2010

Masturbation ...a handy subject with many advantages.

  • you don't have to look your best
  • you never have to say "I love you"...promise to mow the lawn... buy flowers/dinner...lie about the size of your hand's arse etc.
  • if you use your other hand it feels like someone else
  • you can use both hands and have and orgy
  • you don't have to promise to call in the morning
  • and as long as you're careful you'll never end up with the wet spot.
  • you can make it last for hours, if you do it a certain way
  • you can do it wherever there is a public toilet which has a private cubical (ie supermarket, shopping centre, railway station, on a train, etc, etc)
  • you don't need to make an appointment in advance
  • it doesn't really make you go blind, not unless your hand slides off the end and you poke yourself in the eye.

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