Thursday, December 16, 2010

YO MAMMA SO OLD

  • I told her to act her own age, and she died.
  • her social security number is 1!
  • that when she was in school there was no history class.
  • her birth certificate says expired on it.
  • she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  • her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

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