YO MAMMA SO STUPID

• when it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
• when it took her half an hour to make minute rice
• when she threw a brick at the floor and missed
• when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
• when she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
• when she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
• when you have to dig for her IQ!
• when she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
• when she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
• when she could trip over a cordless phone!
• when she sold her car for gasoline money!
• when she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
• when she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
• when she took a cup to see Juice.
• when she asked you "What is the number for 911"
• when she got stabbed in a shoot out.
• when she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
• when she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
• when she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
• when she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
• when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
• when she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
• when she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
• when she went to take the 6 train, she took the 3 twice.
• when she jumped out the window and went up.
• when she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
• when she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
• when she couldn't read an audio book
• when it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus
• when it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg
• when she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper
• when she went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home.
• when she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "guess" so she said Levi's
• when she called information to get the number for 911...