YO MAMMA

• Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her ass to be the 10th planet.
• Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
• Your momma's so poor she can't even pay attention!
• Your mamma is so fat she's on both sides of the family.
• Your mamma is so fat when we were having sex I rolled over 9 times and I was still on the BITCH!!!!!
• Yo momma so ugly your Grandma threw her on the street and was charged for littering.
• Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
• Yo momma so ugly, she walked into Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border.
• Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit !!
• Yo momma is like a bowling ball, gets picked up fingered, thrown in the gutter and bitch comes back for more.
• Your mamma is so poor she was kicking a can down the street, asked what she was doing and she said moving.
• Yo momma is like a bottle of ketchup, she gets turned around, banged, and then she comes out slow.
• Your mother is like a doorknob.... everyone gets a turn!
• Your mom is like a race car driver, she burns 50 rubbers a day.
• Your momma is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
• Your mothers so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
• Yo momma's so stupid she thought a quarterback is a refund.
• Yo momma's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she sees people waving.
• Yo momma's hair so greasy when she gets in the car the oil light comes on.
• Yo momma is a carpenter's dream...she's flat as a board and she's never been screwed.
• Yo momma is so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
• Yo momma is so fat her blood type is rocky road.
• Yo momma is so fat when God said let there be light, he said move your fat butt out of the way.
• Yo momma is so dumb she got hit by a park car.
• Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
• Yo momma is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.
• Yo momma is so fat she put on a pair of Guess Jeans and the answer popped out.
• Yo momma's so fat, she irons her clothes on the drive way!
• Yo momma's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map she sees people waving.
• Yo momma's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!
• Yo momma's so ugly, when you look up "ugly" in the dictionary, there's a picture of her!
• Yo momma's so short, she does back flips under the bed!
• Yo momma is like a shotgun, one cock and she'll blow
• Yo momma's so fat she can't even fit in the chat room.
• Yo Momma's so fat she gets her toenails painted at Lucky's Auto Body.
• Your momma's armpits so stink she put on Right Guard and it went left.
• Your momma's like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw.
• Your momma's house is so small, when you buy a large pizza you have to go outside and eat it
• Your momma's so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower!
• Yo momma's got more mileage then a New York city taxi.
• Yo momma's face is so pimply that her tears need a 4x4 to get down her face.
• Yo momma's so loose, she jerks herself with the fat end of a baseball bat.
• Yo momma so poor when I rang the doorbell she stuck her head out the window and yelled ding dong.
• Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
• Yo momma's so poor, she has to hang toilet paper out to dry.
• Yo momma's so poor, when I stepped on a lit match in her house, she yelled "Who turned off the furnace"!
• Yo momma's so poor, she can't get rid of the roaches in her house 'cause they pay half the rent!
• Yo momma's feet are so crusty, when she walks on a wooden floor, it sounds like she's tap dancing.
• Yo momma's like a pie, everybody gets a piece.
• Yo momma's so fat that when she asked for a water bed, they threw a blanket over the pacific ocean.
• Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy!
• Your momma's so fat, your family pictures have to be taken by a satellite!
• Your momma's like the village bicycle, everybody gets a ride.
• Yo momma's got a party in her mouth tonight, and everybody's cumming.
• Yo momma's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.
• Yo mama so skinny her pajamas only have one stripe.
• Your mommas so ugly the army doesn't use guns any more, they use her picture.
• You're mama is so poor that she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
• Yo momma is so fat she caught a flesh-eating virus... and that was three years ago.
• Yo momma so short she can hang glides Doritos.
• Your mother is so fat she asked for a water bed and they put a blanket over the ocean.
• Yo Momma's so fat, when she walks by the TV I miss a season of Friends.
• Yo momma's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
• Yo mamma is so old she has the autographed version of the Bible.
• Yo Mamas so stupid she locked herself in the bathroom and pissed her pants.
• Yo mama's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list!
• Yo momma so ugly all the neighbors pitched in for curtains.
• Yo momma's so short she did a suicide jump off the curb.
• Yo momma's so short, you could see her feet on her driver license.
• Yo momma's so stupid, she call you a son of a bitch.
• Yo momma's so fat she's got more rolls than a bakery.
• Yo momma is so fat she falls off both sides of the bed.
• Yo momma so fat we had to hire a RODEO CLOWN to bring in the grocers!
• Yo momma so old her birth certificate expired.