Saturday, June 11, 2011

Elderly sex

One night, an 87 year-old woman
Came home from Bingo and found
Her 92 year-old husband
In bed with another woman.
She became violent and ended up pushing him
Off the balcony of their 20th floor,
Assisted living apartment, killing him instantly.
Brought before the court
On the charge of murder,
The judge asked her if she had
Anything to say in her defense.
She began coolly, 'Yes, your honor.
I figured that at 92,
If he could have sex...
He could also fly.'

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