Saturday, June 11, 2011

Wedding anniversary sex

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel
On the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yelled, 'When you die, I'm getting
You a headstone that reads:

'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'.'
'Yeah,' she replies, 'when you die,
I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'

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