The Irony of Life ....

1. All men are extremely busy.

2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.

3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.

4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.

5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their

luck with others.

Women:

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.

2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive

clothes and stuff.

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have

something to wear.

4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.

5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always

just "an old rag."

6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag," they still

expect you to compliment them.

7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they

don't believe you.

Wisdom:

WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS AGO, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND

SAID, "HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO, WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR,

SLEPT ON SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT

TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD."

"NOW WE HAVE A $500,000 HOME, A $45,000 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA

SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME

THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN

SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT & FIND A HOT 25-YEAR OLD, AND SHE WOULD MAKE

SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A

CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND

WHITE TV.

AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS.