Three Horny Dogs

There were three pups – a German shepherd, British bulldog, and a Chihuahua – who were hanging out and all very horny. Suddenly a poodle walked up to them and said, “I will let one of you come home with me if you are able to use live and cheese in the same sentence.”

The bulldog said, “I don’t like liver and cheese.”

“That isn’t good enough,” she said.

The German shepherd said, “I love liver and cheese.”

“That isn’t good enough,” she said.

Then the Chihuahua said, “Liver alone, cheese mine!”