YO MAMMA HAS

• one leg and a bicycle.
• one hand and a Clapper.
• a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back.
• green hair and thinks she's a tree.
• one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
• 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
• a glass eye with a fish in it.
• a short leg and walks in circles.
• a short arm and can't applaude.
• no ears.... I seen her trying on sunglasses...