Showing posts with label one line jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label one line jokes. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks

What do you call a monkey in a minefield ?
A Baboom !

Which day of the week do fish hate?.......
Fry-Day

Monday, August 15, 2011

Teacher: What Is The Difference HIMAMI & SUNAMI ?

Teacher: What Is The Difference HIMAMI & SUNAMI ?
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash , SUNAMI is Total Wash.!

Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?

Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?

100% Attendence... :-P

What is the height of confusion?

What is the height of confusion?

Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect..... .
so why practice?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
So why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say.......