Complete & Finished

Some People think there is no difference between *COMPLETE *& *FINISHED*
What do you think ??
Now read the clever version.

When you marry the right one, you are *COMPLETE*....
And when you marry the wrong one, you are *FINISHED*.....
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are...
*COMPLETELY FINISHED *

A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K

A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer... $15.