YO MAMMA SO POOR

• she can't afford to pay attention!
• when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers
• when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"
• she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
• your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
• her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
• she wave around a popsicle stick and calls it air-conditioning.
• burglars break in her house and leave money