- when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
- just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
- they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
- instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
- she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
- when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras
- her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
- the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
- that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
- she made an onion cry.
- when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . . . for a quote!
- she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
- she looks out the window and gets arrested!
- even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
- Ted Danson wouldn't date her!
- for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
- she turned Medusa to stone!
- people go as her for Halloween.
- she scares the roaches away.
- I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
- that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
- she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow
- she has to sneak up on a glass of water
Thursday, December 16, 2010
YO MAMMA SO UGLY
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