YO MAMMA

• Yo momma breath so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
• Yo momma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
• Yo momma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
• Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
• Yo momma hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
• Yo momma so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
• Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
• Yo momma twice the man you are.
• Yo momma cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
• Yo momma is missing a finger and can't count past 9.
• Yo momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
• Yo momma middle name is Rambo.
• Yo momma in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna push me 'round no more."
• Yo momma so grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
• Yo momma is in a wheelchair screaming "I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS"
• Yo momma threw a frizbee three weeks ago that hasn't landed yet.