Thursday, December 16, 2010


  • Yo momma breath so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
  • Yo momma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
  • Yo momma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
  • Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
  • Yo momma hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
  • Yo momma so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
  • Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
  • Yo momma twice the man you are.
  • Yo momma cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
  • Yo momma is missing a finger and can't count past 9.
  • Yo momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
  • Yo momma middle name is Rambo.
  • Yo momma in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna push me 'round no more."
  • Yo momma so grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
  • Yo momma is in a wheelchair screaming "I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS"
  • Yo momma threw a frizbee three weeks ago that hasn't landed yet.

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