What do u think

Wife to Husband:

"Come Help Me in Garden.."

Husband:

"Wat do U think I am? A Gardener??" :O

Wife:

"Come Fix the Toilet Faucet..!"

Husband:

What do U Think I am? A Plumber??" :O

Wife:

"Come fix the Door Handle.."

Husband:

What do U Think I am? A Carpenter?? :O

[The Husband Went Out but When He came Back,

He Saw that Everything was Fixed..!

The Garden, Toilet Faucet & the Door Handle..!]

He Asked his Wife Who did It??

The Wife Said:

"Its the Neighbor's Pintu's Father,

But He gave Me two Options...

Either to Make Him a Burger;

Or have A Kiss With Him..!"

Husband:

I'm Sure, U gave Him a Burger..! :))

Wife:

"What do U Think I am?

'Mc'Donalds' !!!