Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Stupid Shorts

There are two muffins in an oven. They are both just sitting there when one of them yells out, “Gosh, it’s hot in here.” The other muffins yells, “Holy Crap! A talking muffin!”

A man walked into a restaurant and was seated in a section of a beautiful waitress. After a few minutes the waitress walks up to him and asks what he wants. After looking at the menu and the waitress he says, “I would like a quickie please.” The waitress is insulted by this remark and slaps him. The man sitting at the table next to him says, “Dude, I think it is pronounces ‘quiche’”

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