There are two muffins in an oven. They are both just sitting there when one of them yells out, “Gosh, it’s hot in here.” The other muffins yells, “Holy Crap! A talking muffin!”
A man walked into a restaurant and was seated in a section of a beautiful waitress. After a few minutes the waitress walks up to him and asks what he wants. After looking at the menu and the waitress he says, “I would like a quickie please.” The waitress is insulted by this remark and slaps him. The man sitting at the table next to him says, “Dude, I think it is pronounces ‘quiche’”
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