Top 5 Homework Excuses

1. My dad had a nervous breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls.
2. My pet gerbil had babies and they used it to make a nest.
3. I didn’t do it because I didn’t want the other kids in the class to look bad.
4. I lost it fighting this kid you who said you weren’t the best teacher in the school.
5. I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.